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minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up77arrow-down1·2 months agoTIL that my vagina evolved before bees…
minus-squareIm_old@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoThey made a movie about you (and me) then!
minus-squarerickyrigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoOkay, let’s see… tallest… building… with roof access… near me… Okay guys I’ll be right back.
minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·2 months agoRotting flesh? … You should probably go to a doctor
minus-squaremexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoTwist: she is a corpse
minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoShe still wrote a comment, therefore zombussy.
minus-squareIm_old@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoSo I went and had a quick look and you are not wrong. Let’s say that vulvas appeared with mammals. Mammals (well, the modern-ish kind of mammals) evolved about 250 millions of years ago https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_mammals Bees “only” 120m years ago https://news.wsu.edu/press-release/2023/07/31/bees-likely-evolved-from-ancient-supercontinent-earlier-than-suspected/
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoTIL that @eestileib@sh.itjust.works is over 120 million years old
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoThat’s… that’s not how it’s supposed to be.
minus-squareklemptor@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoGirl get you some metrogel…
TIL that my vagina evolved before bees…
TIL I am a fly
They made a movie about you (and me) then!
Okay, let’s see… tallest… building… with roof access… near me…
Okay guys I’ll be right back.
Rotting flesh? … You should probably go to a doctor
Twist: she is a corpse
She still wrote a comment, therefore zombussy.
So I went and had a quick look and you are not wrong. Let’s say that vulvas appeared with mammals. Mammals (well, the modern-ish kind of mammals) evolved about 250 millions of years ago https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_mammals
Bees “only” 120m years ago https://news.wsu.edu/press-release/2023/07/31/bees-likely-evolved-from-ancient-supercontinent-earlier-than-suspected/
TIL that @eestileib@sh.itjust.works is over 120 million years old
That’s… that’s not how it’s supposed to be.
Girl get you some metrogel…