This is so real, I swear to god. I joke about how neurotic I am about housework, and my house is always pristine, but still my worst nightmare is someone stopping by unexpectedly. My house can be spick and span and I’ll still apologize for the state of it.
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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cats@lemmy.world•Furryosa says "You are **NOT** washing your hands today bitch."
4·22 days agoShe’s getting so big! 🤍
klemptor@startrek.websitetoNiceMemes@sopuli.xyz•As moderator I demand you answerEnglish
3·25 days agoHa you’re not wrong!
klemptor@startrek.websitetoNiceMemes@sopuli.xyz•As moderator I demand you answerEnglish
19·25 days agoAmethyst and iris. These are pretty much my signature colors. But purples are like doggos: I love them all. 💜
“Klem,” you may ask, “do you have a relevant eyeshadow palette in your collection?”
Of course I do!:

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WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone•Ladies, why do or don't you have kids?
8·26 days agoI always knew I didn’t want to be a mother. I don’t want the responsibility and I don’t enjoy kids. I make an effort for my nephews & niece but it just doesn’t come naturally to me.
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WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone•My Friends Would Rather Have Their Guts Cut Open Than Be Like Me - [an Essay(ish)]
2·27 days agoI can see where you’re coming from, that’s a fair interpretation!
klemptor@startrek.websiteto
WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone•My Friends Would Rather Have Their Guts Cut Open Than Be Like Me - [an Essay(ish)]
2·27 days agoI did read it, but I don’t really buy it. She pays lip service to perspective but then says:
She’s doing the thing that everyone but me will understand.
which just brings it back to herself again. Plus, her concluding lines in which she considers sending her post-bypass friend a dozen donuts but then decides not to are weirdly snarky and self-congratulatory. I don’t believe that she’s really achieved perspective and empathy.
Different strokes for different folks - and thank you for sharing this! - but in my personal opinion, this essay is full of super toxic, overly dramatic HAES rhetoric that can be really harmful.
klemptor@startrek.websiteto
WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone•My Friends Would Rather Have Their Guts Cut Open Than Be Like Me - [an Essay(ish)]
4·27 days agoThis woman comes across as a bitter crab in a bucket, making the struggles of others all about herself. Who passive-aggressively eats an entire bag of Halloween candy just because their friend is talking about the “evils” of white rice?
Honestly I hate to be rude but this woman sounds unbearable.
klemptor@startrek.websiteto
Cooking @lemmy.world•Butternut Squash tomato sauce with goat cheese
2·29 days agoThank you!
klemptor@startrek.websiteto
Cooking @lemmy.world•Butternut Squash tomato sauce with goat cheese
11·29 days agoLooks delicious! Can you share the recipe please?
That motherfucker’s always spiked with pain
If it’s not purrkin I’m quitting this place.
klemptor@startrek.websitetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•This honestly wouldn't surprise meEnglish
12·1 month agoYes that’s a thing here in the US
klemptor@startrek.websitetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•She knows how to UUUSE them🧙🏻♂️🎸English
2·1 month agoInextricably linked to “Lift Me Up” for me
Aww I do love Hobbes! 🤍






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