ZOMG! Hell has frozen over!
ZOMG! Hell has frozen over!
My premiums went up just looking at it!
Fuck you, gimme some of that!
I use a KVM switch tree and run it off an alternator connected to my desk bike
That is an adorable name and I wish all of you the comfort you need and Navi the health she deserves. As painful as it can be for you, being with Navi makes it less painful for her. I cuddled my dog extra tight last night thinking about Navi.
What is her name and can you share a story about her with us? Our love to you both
Hey, maybe we should stop doing fox hunts, then 38 dogs won’t suddenly end up in a lake. I’m glad they are okay, but I’m gonna blindly label their owners as shitty people
Alternative headline: “study finds that people don’t like subscriptions that tell them to eat shit”
I miss Macbarf…
Marty! It’s your children! The little bastards won’t stop playing Ska-booby toilets!
Consider that the energy output of a 12-gauge shotgun is approximately 4500 Newton-meters and, from personal experience, can rotate a first-gen iPad at an extrapolated 240 rpm (extrapolated as this proved difficult to sustain). That gives us an equivalent of 113 kW! A modern ipad would only need about 13 kW to charge in one second.
So, one shotgun shell could easily charge yours and 7 of your friends ipads instantaneously, although the results are difficult to appreciate.
Impossible. It’s under water, which means that it weighs more than a duck.
Sex-pooping??? Yowza!
I hope the person who discovered the leak conveyed this dire information with a hilariously high-pitched voice
I can identify with that entire statement except for the last sentence. Hell, I’ll accept “cuz it’s Tuesday” as a valid reason for piracy.
My generation paid a lot for the type of shit that many of y’all take for granted and I think that’s fucking fantastic. In fact, let’s face it: my generation paid more than enough. Y’all should be stealing everything isn’t already given for free by the corporations. If the BaCk iN my DaY squawkers wanna keep paying the poor innocent execs, then fine.
For everyone else, if it ain’t nailed down or owned, take it. And if someone hoarded more than they could use in 10 lifetimes, eat them and then take everything. We should never forget what’s been taken from us and it’s pretty much your duty now to take it all back.
This isn’t thievery, this is the fucking bill coming due.
That’s the moment where the fighters and the crowd attack and eat the announcer
“Ugh, now they’re both crying…” Covers microphone “Someone hit somebody! God, in my 13 years of UFC announcing, I’ve never been more embarrassed…”
How’s my mom gonna have time for that when she’s busy with every male COD player ever?
Holy shit! I forgot that I’m old now and Gen-Xers are now super-old! Yuck! I regret reading your comment and now I’m mad at the internet for the rest of the day…
You can all go suck a butt
Is it for portraying Jim on The Office? That show was such a success that he really exploded onto the scene