• BruceTwarzen@kbin.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      73
      ·
      8 months ago

      I will make you sick and turn you into an unlikable blob.

      You don’t understand how funny i am when i’m drunk.

      You pissed yourself the other night.

      I’m sooooo funny i swear

    • lugal@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      31
      ·
      8 months ago

      I think that’s a bad example because alcohol develops when sugar is half digested by microorganisms. Not sure about the details but alcohol isn’t “actively” added to fruits by the plant. The plant wants you to eat the fruit and shit the stone into the woods. Alcohol is a byproduct nobody intended.

      Better examples are caffeine, hotness in chili, …

      • the post of tom joad@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        25
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        8 months ago

        ok :)

        Human: I eat bad fruit

        yeast n shit in the fruit: nooo what are you doing we’re already eating this!

        Human: taste bad!

        Yeast n shit: Ya bro that is like literally our shit n waste

        Human: ooh i feel funny n good!

        Yeast n shit: are you listening to me?

        Human: haha fun! grabs another rotten peach

        Yeast:…

        • variants@possumpat.io
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          15
          ·
          8 months ago

          Human: this yeast shit is so good we should put yeast in our grape juice, potatoes, barbecue sauce and boil all the water out of it

          Government: oh no you don’t, not unless you pay us money to do that

          Human: but I’m not selling it

          Government: M O N E Y!

      • TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        8 months ago

        The plant wants you to eat the fruit and shit the stone into the woods. Alcohol is a byproduct nobody intended.

        Can’t remember exactly what tree it is, but there’s a rainforest tree that’s almost entirely pollinated by drunk little monkeys. The monkeys are specifically attracted to the pollen with the highest alcohol content.