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This here is a picture of Stephen Luntz (writer of this piece) for comparison.

Surely his sidekick would be Guacamole Mole.

A No-longer-gives-a-fuckstress.

Damn. Where is a good fuckstress when you need one?

That cat: I’ve seen things…

That’s not an answer, that merely denotes multiple fucks not multiple simultaneous fucks. And that’s without we get to the sticky topic of multiple penetration, if someone is fucking an orifice and someone is fucking a different orifice is the owner of the orifices having a single fuck or a double fuck? What about the penetrators, are they necessarily sharing the same fuck or merely sharing a fuckstress?

Why are the fucks in parallel rather than in series?

I’d be happier with “Mola the Fuckstress” somehow.

It’s how I market my sperm…

Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

A site-blocking law would let copyright owners “request, in court, that Internet service providers block access to websites dedicated to sharing illegal, stolen content,” he said. Rivkin claimed that in the US, piracy “steals hundreds of thousands of jobs from workers and tens of billions of dollars from our economy rich people’s yacht money, including more than one billion in theatrical ticket sales.”

I feel like this was written by the Unstreaked tit-tyrant as part of a dis battle.

Some decade and change ago I used to sell people Drupal installs at £200 a pop. They’d get a pretty secure codebase, the ability to add content through a gui and if necessary have customer accounts.

Pretty much what killed it as a business was everyone expected to be on the first page of Google because business advisers were telling them that sitebuilders should do SEO as standard.

It’s not about size it’s about position: cats like to be in the precise middle of the bed.

I just liked the wikipedia entry and thought it had a touch more poetry and… enthusiasm let us say than I was expecting. And no, poemforyoursprog would have made it all rhyme.

Bitch please, I get out of breath walking to the fridge.

Wikipedia:
To mate
following courtship,
the male usually leaps onto the female’s back,
clasping her thorax and wing bases
with his forelegs.
He then arches his abdomen
to deposit and store sperm
in a special chamber near the tip of the female’s abdomen.
The female lays between 10 and 400 eggs,
depending on the species. Eggs are typically deposited in a froth mass-produced by glands
in the abdomen.
This froth hardens,
creating a protective capsule,
which together with the egg mass
is called an ootheca.

Dirty fuckers.

See, the thing that has got it all fucked up now is mobile phones.