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minus-squareSerpentPeaked@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up86·13 days agoWhat other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up124·edit-213 days agoEmperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
minus-squareInverseParallax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·13 days agoGray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·13 days agoAwesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
minus-squareDemdaru@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·13 days agoBetter yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins. Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·13 days ago because they dared live close to humans. Poor dumb bastards.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·13 days agoDon’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·13 days agoAre you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·13 days agoNot only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
minus-squareEarthShipTechIntern@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 days agoYou sound like a conspiracy wonk. They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy. Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 days agoHa! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·13 days agoA man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.
minus-squareeinlander@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 days agoWas he gender, species, and time fluid?
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 days agoAll the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·12 days agoFish fingers and custard was also a lie
minus-squareieatpwns@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·13 days agoSomeone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
minus-squarewhotookkarl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 days agoA time, B time, and lunch time.
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·13 days agoNah, it just trips into the future
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 days agoTrippin’, trippin’, trippin’
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 days agoMosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos. I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 days ago Does time not fly like an arrow? Does time fly not like an arrow?
What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.
Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
Poor dumb bastards.
Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
You sound like a conspiracy wonk.
They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.
Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
Ha! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
What the fuck…
A man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.
Was he gender, species, and time fluid?
All the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.
Fish fingers and custard was also a lie
Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
A time, B time, and lunch time.
Nah, it just trips into the future
Trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.
I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
Does an arrow fly at all?
Calm down, Zeno.
Does time fly not like an arrow?
When we’re having fun.