HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 27 days agoGotta keep that resume updatedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1530arrow-down113
arrow-up1517arrow-down1imageGotta keep that resume updatedlemmy.worldHootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareHowManyNimons@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·27 days agoWith the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·27 days agohits rock bottom 🪨📉😭 *adds geologist to resume 🧑🔬🔬🪨😁 *Has meltdown 😡🤯💥 Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑🔬🏭😎
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·27 days agoYour resume really stood out to us but we’ve heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·27 days ago we wanted to give you the opportunity to address. *Adds landlord to resume 🏘️📈👑😁
With the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.
hits rock bottom 🪨📉😭
*adds geologist to resume 🧑🔬🔬🪨😁
*Has meltdown 😡🤯💥
Adds nuclear physicist to resume ⚛️🧑🔬🏭😎
Your resume really stood out to us but we’ve heard some disturbing allegations of misconduct regarding your treatment of rocks we wanted to give you the opportunity to address.
*Adds landlord to resume 🏘️📈👑😁
😂😂😂