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minus-squareSoftBerry@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoIt has never occurred to me to sit while wiping
minus-squareDadd Volante@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down3·7 months agoSo you stand up and let the shit spread further?
minus-squareSoftBerry@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 months agoMore of a squat, I don’t stand up straight or anything. So the popular option is to continue sitting and put your hand under to wipe?
minus-squaremoriquende@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·7 months agoLift just one side so your buttocks spread, then reach from the side to wipe. All the while, the seat carries (most of) your weight.
minus-squareDadd Volante@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoI tilt one way. Then wash my hands.
minus-squareDuamerthrax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down2·7 months agoEat more fiber.
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·7 months agoSame, thinking about it the idea of putting my hand in the bowl to do that is grossing me out too. Do you go in from the front or the back or do you kind of lean over?
minus-squareFilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoI do a lean over, and I’ll usually >!hold my cheeks apart so it doesn’t mush the poop into my crack!<
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·7 months agoInteresting. I’m gonna go load up on taco bell for lunch so I can try this later.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoYou’re already sitting though…
It has never occurred to me to sit while wiping
So you stand up and let the shit spread further?
More of a squat, I don’t stand up straight or anything.
So the popular option is to continue sitting and put your hand under to wipe?
Lift just one side so your buttocks spread, then reach from the side to wipe. All the while, the seat carries (most of) your weight.
I tilt one way.
Then wash my hands.
Eat more fiber.
Same, thinking about it the idea of putting my hand in the bowl to do that is grossing me out too. Do you go in from the front or the back or do you kind of lean over?
I do a lean over, and I’ll usually >!hold my cheeks apart so it doesn’t mush the poop into my crack!<
Interesting. I’m gonna go load up on taco bell for lunch so I can try this later.
You’re already sitting though…