The physics teacher wants to measure the restitution of children

Thank god they didn’t use metric, I wouldn’t have understood

Our DM (who is awesome and cool) has 2 campaigns going:

The main one for if we all are there

An episodic, side campaign if 1 or 2 people are missing

If we assume the ground is frictionless, I’d assume we’re assuming no air resistance, just to make it easy

I know it’s more expensive, but I’d rather get a steam deck and just emulate the games

Was fighting a very very big enemy who could attack with claws, tail, and bite. When I (barbarian fighter) got bit, I didn’t even try to escape since it seemed safer inside. I ended up having to do enough damage before the creature realized I was a very spicey snack and threw me up

That’s why I said they’ll likely be in textbooks, no guarantee lol

Boy I sure do love living through historical events that will likely end up in textbooks in the future

Who’s on first, Not on second, and not who’s up to bat

Look, you can’t cook an omlette without cracking a few servers

Yep, if anyone doesn’t know, the real answer is that they just keep driving heavier and heavier trucks over until it collapses, then they just rebuild it

The OG meme (I think):

These are puppies

Endgame, its one of the very last scenes

Gonna be honest, I usually make my backstory like 2 or 3 sessions in, that way I get a feel for the character and can do something that makes sense. I usually start off with a rough idea, but I like incorporating themes from the story into my background

I’m pretty sure a doctor did this to me when I dislocated my shoulder (or at least something similar). It very much hurt in the moment, but right afterwards the pain disappeared, it was truly a strange experience

An example:

I have a cat that’s fine with holding paw, probably because I did it a lot when she was a kitten. Her brother is much more like the video

“It’s just a prank, bro!” But 100 years ago

Everet folds a man in half