• zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    Imagine being that poor bull frog. “Hey buddy, put on this tiny frog-shaped skin suit. We’re gonna drop you in a pit with tarantulas and see if they eat you. We think they won’t, on account of the skin suit you see, but, you know, science”

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      7 months ago

      “Yes, we’ll drop you into a pit with a gigantic predator on whose menu you usually take the top spot, BUT it might just be fine, since we’ll wrap you in the remains of another frog we flayed so that you can wear its skin.”