• The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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      14 days ago

      here’s how i remember the faces of my fascist overlords:

      • trump’s body looks like it hates him after decades of abuse
      • jd vance looks like someone told him growing a beard would make him more manly, but never told him the eyeliner was undercutting the effect
      • susie wiles looks like she’s descended from aunt jamimah’s enslavers
      • stephen miller looks like his hair left him because it’s wrong to be a secular jewish nazi
      • hegseth looks like he spent $10000s to build a makeup studio in the pentagon
      • karoline levitt looks like all the lying has contorted her face into a twisted visage. we are watching in real time as a new kelly anne conway brood queen is matured
      • rfk jr looks like he has to keep jd away from him
      • peter thiel looks like if pickmeism had a rich, conservative, white gay avatar
      • ben shapiro looks like someone in desperate need of a fist to the face because he wears a kippah while simping for nazis