here’s how i remember the faces of my fascist overlords:

• trump’s body looks like it hates him after decades of abuse
• jd vance looks like someone told him growing a beard would make him more manly, but never told him the eyeliner was undercutting the effect
• susie wiles looks like she’s descended from aunt jamimah’s enslavers
• stephen miller looks like his hair left him because it’s wrong to be a secular jewish nazi
• hegseth looks like he spent $10000s to build a makeup studio in the pentagon
• karoline levitt looks like all the lying has contorted her face into a twisted visage. we are watching in real time as a new kelly anne conway brood queen is matured
• rfk jr looks like he has to keep jd away from him
• peter thiel looks like if pickmeism had a rich, conservative, white gay avatar
• ben shapiro looks like someone in desperate need of a fist to the face because he wears a kippah while simping for nazis