We made it through another week! Today we’re going to play wrong excuses. Theres root comments with offers (eg “wanna come cinema on Saturday at 3?”). Someone replies to an offer with a ridiculous excuse like “I can’t I’m flying solo round the earth”. More ridiculous the better!


Of course! How’s Wednesday at 3pm?
Can’t, it’s the day I usually visit the Akashic record store
Good point how’s Thursday at 9:15am?
That’s when my followers arrive to worship me, can’t disappoint them.
Ah yes of course I forgot I had that pencilled in. How’s tomorrow at 8:20am?