Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
Such well rounded prose, my bosom friend.
I really need to start using the word “bosom” more, just to weird people out.
You should, it’s a very woody word.
Brilliant 👏
Ahh, i see you’ve read Heinlein
Where have I heard this one before?
It’s at least a decade old
Not quite: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/breasted-boobily Sorry, I didn’t mean to imply I wrote it myself.