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Panel 1 Man and woman in office clothes in a break room.

Man: So, if you were alone in a forest, would you rather run into a strange man… or a bear?

Panel 2 Woman: Oh, hmm… I think the bear.

Man (angry): How can you say that?

(Bear looking quizzically through the window)

Panel 3 Man (angry): You’re demonizing men! It’s misandry!

Panel 4 Woman: Good point. Why would I ever hear men’s reactions?

Man: Exactly! …where did the honey go?

Panel 5 Woman and bear sharing tea

Woman: At least if you maul me, pepper won’t say I made it up or I’m misinterpreting.

Bear: I hear you

  • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    2 months ago

    I’ve run into both in the woods and I’ll take the bear 100% of the time. And yes, I’d even take the bear who had two babies galumphing along behind her. I carry a gun for both encounters and would likely only need it for one.