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minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up153arrow-down1·9 days agoShe recognized the gold. She now wants his filthiest pickup line.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·9 days agoIt better be about dead animal bones and forging too
minus-squareCaptainBlagbird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·edit-29 days agoHey, you’re hot like a forge. Wanna bone? (Never said it’ll gonna be good)
minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·9 days agoYou don’t know if it’s good until you tried it
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoare you a raging forge baby? because you’re so hot I want to stick my bone in you. awkward mode: you’re so hot baby forge, let me stick my bones in you.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·9 days agoBaby, I want to burst open your dam … and watch your river flow Funky Walker, Dirty Talker
minus-squareBoxOfFeet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 days agoHey baby, the vikings used bones of dead animals in their weapons to make them stronger. Come on over and I’ll bone you like a dead animal and you can see how strong my dick is.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days agoHey babe, I shat in my bed. Can I sleep in yours? 😉
minus-squarePrime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoCalm down, Amber Heard.
She recognized the gold.
She now wants his filthiest pickup line.
It better be about dead animal bones and forging too
Hey, you’re hot like a forge. Wanna bone?
(Never said it’ll gonna be good)
You don’t know if it’s good until you tried it
are you a raging forge baby? because you’re so hot I want to stick my bone in you.
awkward mode:
you’re so hot baby forge, let me stick my bones in you.
Baby, I want to burst open your dam … and watch your river flow
Hey baby, the vikings used bones of dead animals in their weapons to make them stronger. Come on over and I’ll bone you like a dead animal and you can see how strong my dick is.
Hey babe, I shat in my bed. Can I sleep in yours? 😉
Calm down, Amber Heard.