Prehensile_cloaca

The Lando Calrissian of crabs

Needs more mirrored tunnels

Just need more pressure. Like 120 psi micropipette

The fruits rhyme with grapes

Just grow the bangs really long like Cousin Itt

Retile the entire ceiling in cats. Look at all those empty spots in your cat-rack.

Human gestation is 10 months

I really enjoyed the prior Lemmy wherein people led with their expertise, or approached conversation as an opportunity to learn.

This new paradigm of “my emotional impulse is equal to your knowledge” is definitely a decline, imo.

The pandemic frightened the status quo because for the first time in decades the working masses were forced to pause their grind and consider how we live. And the vast majority of people realized they absolutely hate it.

Which is why “the money” immediately began pushing to crack the whip ASAP to get people back in line, back producing surplus value, and back focused only on the myopic necessities of now.

The pandemic should have been a watershed moment for Labor, and maybe it was- but the Trump administration is actively imploding the economy on all sides now, so there’s very little hope for economic upturn in the next few years. We are in a dark time.

The shift in conversations on Lemmy after people fled Reddit is so glaringly obvious.

“X or Y? Pssh. How can you even consider something I don’t personally understand? Much prefer to voice an ignorant opinion.”

Removed by mod

Brandt can’t watch though, or he has to pay a hundred

*specifically short-term profits. Executives only care about the next quarter and their own incentives/bonuses. Sure the company is eventually hollowed out and left as a wreck, but by then, the C Suite has moved on to their next host org. Rinse and repeat.

“I’m something of a motorboat myself.”

That’s how the ghost knows you’re about to cum

Jean Valjean?

No need for the qualifier. Religion is dumb.

I dunno. Maybe. Have you seen that jacked up Korean Jesus?

skeptical ER doctor face

Takes his liquor neat too