Bitch betta have my glucose!

Marc Blucas?

Maybe you’re not interpreting enough

“Hark ye yet again- the little lower layer. All visible objects, man, are but as pasteboard masks”

Have we considered that Everett may be on the spectrum? He has a lot of sensory overload reactions and impulse control deficits.

Have we tried Kingsfoil, er, catnip?

This is so fuckin adorable

Somehow not the first time I’ve commented this:

Niels Bohr furiously masturbating in the corner

“There is a significant overlap between the smartest bears in the park, and the dumbest tourists.” -Park ranger

Give me back my headphone jack. No one asked for fucking mandatory Bluetooth.

Thanos should have picked a better strategy

Paul Walker was 33 and dating a 16 year old.

Nah.

“There are chemicals in food??”

Shaq?

OG Millennials had Mr Wizard too.

The cost is to the whole world, because they consume enormous amounts of energy and produce essentially nothing. Like bitcoin miners.

Which means they’re adding profit margin to the otherwise zero marginal cost of said information good.

MIT releases financials and endowment figures for 2024:

The Institute’s pooled investments returned 8.9 percent last year; endowment stands at $24.6 billion

Okay, but who is the seamstress, because that costume is awesome and they don’t make themselves.

Niels Bohr furiously masturbating in the corner

Not all dogs are the same, of course. Some dog breeds can bite harder than wolves. We selectively bred them for chomp strength.