• baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I had too many customers get confused when I asked, “and that is pudenda spelled P as in Papa, U as in Uniform…” customer interrupts, “why are you talking like a radio?”

    Had a regular that would spell it in NATO, and said he served in artillery. Heard just fine on his good ear, tinittus was just a low hum.

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    2 months ago

    Q-cumber looks like a name for a tech startup which name was chosen as a bet or something like that.

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        2 months ago

        “At Q-cumber, we bring the innovation and synergy of AI into the bedroom, to maximalize your pleasure in the bed, either with a close partner or not.”

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          2 months ago

          Which entitles Benedikt Cumberbatch to an unencumbered cucumber cumberbund.

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    3 months ago

    alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot etc. it’s SO HELPFUL when talking on the phone. I learned them all because no one could figure out my name.

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    I used to have to be on the phones A LOT, and when I was requested to do this I would use the “Pasta Phoenetic” alphabet. You wouldn’t believe how many different types of pasta there is!

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      3 months ago

      Potato

      Botato

      Brother the explicit purpose of the phonetic alphabet is to make all of the letters audibly distinguishable by ensuring none of them rhyme

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      3 months ago

      Be sure to use L for Luigi when verifying info over the phone with your health insurance.

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    3 months ago

    P for Pterodactyl

    S for Sea

    W for Why

    E for Eye

    G for Gnu

    J for Jalapeño

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      3 months ago

      You’re missing a few good ones.

      A for An

      C for Cay

      I for In

      K for Knight

      N as in No (a few of these work with “as in” but not with “for”)

      O as in Other

      P as in Pose

      Q for Qing (since Jalapeño is allowed)

      T for The

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      3 months ago

      T as in tsunami.

      P as in phone.

      K as in knife or knee.

      G as in gnostic.

      X as in xylophone.

      D as in djembe.

      M as mnemonic.

      O as in opossum in certain locales.

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    3 months ago

    “K for knight, P for pterodactyl, G for gnome”

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    3 months ago

    I was frustrated with the phone support agent and used ‘S, as in Stupid’ and I got hung up on.