wait till you get one of those neuralink chips and you’re forced to like all of elon’s tweets

and then if you’re like me and you’re too lazy to type out zsearch every time you just do

alias z="zsearch"

my google search history is cursed but my zsh history is blessed because i can just do

zsearch() { cat ~/.zsh_history | grep "$1" }

why use fancy word when good word do trick?

yes that is An Image

are you sure that’s actually robert? i don’t think he would claim to be ronald reagan’s grandson

“I need five whole paragraphs to tell a joke.”

-You

“He’s our SON, Elon! His name is…wait how do you pronounce it again”

seriously? dude it’s just text

This post has five words

i couldn’t figure out what was going on. first time the cursor got in the screenshot and i couldn’t get it out

i dunno, the screenshot says it’s not him. might be doctored

i don’t run, but i walk a lot. it definitely helps. i went cold turkey on my antidepressants two weeks ago because my doctor is incompetent and thought that was what triggered my mania (it wasn’t, i just got a new computer). i tried explaining myself to him but he just said (in his limited english) “YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN”