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Too many options for my American brain to comprehend, but congrats on becoming a multicolored beehive
Too many options for my American brain to comprehend, but congrats on becoming a multicolored beehive
“I could feed him my candy cane to revive him”
The future that sovereign citizens didn’t know they were striving towards
You don’t roll around much? Jail.
You roll around too much? Believe it or not, jail.
We have the best dice in the world. Because of jail.
I’ll be honest, I’ve tried it both ways, turns out I’m just useless.
No amount of soft skills will get people to read signs though
He Steve’d it for sure
5e Marut: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
Watch out for that Cloaker, Steve Drowin!
Oh, you don’t want to pay for the nonsense we made up? Guess we’ll just ship it back to you in pieces, good luck with that.
Level Up A5E: I’m here too guys!
Player: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1
GM: …
GM: Uhhhh, I’m gonna need 15 minutes
I’m about 60% certain there’s a magic item that’s essentially a chainsaw in WotC 5e material
They just want to humblebrag about pegging the DM
Not pictured: the cat lays down on top of the thing and starts reaching under it to bat at your hands when you try to type