Asking someone to write fantasy without putting their own lived experience into the writing would be counterproductive anyway. Good characters should have a little bit of yourself in them

Listen, my 9/11 Rogue/Sorcerer just hit level 10, so he can spend sorcery points to subtract d8 damage! I promise, he’s viable! 😭

You don’t even need the dice! I was definitely gambling last session when I attuned to a prosthetic eye filled with the trapped souls of everyone that’s ever used it. It gives me 60 feet of Truesight though!

Got a Scroll of Prestidigitation as a joke item, but I saved it, and eventually found a use for it, allowing my character to avoid the use of a public bathhouse, which was great for him due to personal issues.

The scroll became a running joke, everyone would always laugh about, “Oh, if we only had a Scroll of Prestidigitation!” whenever we fall into a sewer or something. So when he got his next cantrip, at level up, there was really only one choice

-Isaac Asimov, Foundation (1951)

We have been trying to reach you about your law’s extended warranty

The solution is obviously creating dire sloths

I like the idea that they’re not just symbols, but shapes. Get anything to be shaped like a rune, and it’ll touch magic. So two rocks leaned against each other just right might create a trickle of water, or a tree that grows a twisted enough web of branches could, by chance, summon a flame. Then, like with all natural phenomenon, people figured it out! It fits well with the trope that wizards are arcane researchers and scientists, you find in settings like D&D’s

Have a guest from Florida atm, and it still scares her every time lol

My fiancee learned about that poop knife one in her archaeology class last year

There are like three things total that I allow to send me notifications. This is a skill issue

I work for an ISP, and this is a common practice among my peers

Brimstone definitely has an aura. It’s detectable mainly by smell

To be fair, looking at a rock, you wouldn’t think it would cause brain damage from proximity. That’s pretty magical

Maybe I’m just an old man now, but it’s been years since I was interested in a game with lootboxes. I think the last one I played was Overwatch, back when it originally came out

An adorable, and deadly combination

I have procrastinated the switch this far, I’ll be damned if my laziness gives in now! Lol

As far as I know, that’s pretty much stuck around. I think it’s a game where you kind of need to embrace the jank

I’m not a podcast guy. That’s a certified Dad Fact™️ lol

France really is doing it to itself