I’ve only ever walked on carpet, and I’d like to keep it that way, TYVM

Likely true. But can they spend a quiet moment with themselves without pot?

It’s all just coping mechanisms. To each their own.

My worst nightmare is doing nothing.

When I inevitably go to hell, I’ll be forced to sit in my bedroom and smoke pot all day.

Is the answer, “What I will work any number of hours to avoid,” Alex?

Yeah, I’m cis male and met an amazing woman… I don’t think it was a common experience.

Got laid on IRC in 1993. Can recommend.