Obligatory Opabinia appreciation video

Might be, but she gives it to everyone else

To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying “bless you” after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.

You know she’s gonna turn around and say cellphone radiation gives you cancer

I love these strips because they show the chemistry in the couple. If only one of the two were violent it would make for an abusive relationship, but it looks like they really found each other and don’t need to bottle their feelings. It’s quite progressive for 1908. Still, if in real life you and your partner frequently shout and throw stuff at each other you should at least take anger management classes

If you were only going 6 km/h you were doing it wrong

Is there a joke about the IVF bill here?