You could get them removed and they’d never stick to your leg again. But maybe consult a doctor first, it’s possible they’re keeping you from getting osteoporosis or something. I kept my ovaries when I yeeted my uterus for that reason. (You should probably have a doctor do the procedure too, if you decide to go balls-free, even though it’s more expensive than having a cowboy do it.)
I got more balls than there are stars in the solar system. Big balls too.
Would you rather: have one ball, a big ball, but no more games or two small balls, unlimited balls, but no more balls?
Pretty sure I’m done with my balls. At this point they just get in the way.
You could get them removed and they’d never stick to your leg again. But maybe consult a doctor first, it’s possible they’re keeping you from getting osteoporosis or something. I kept my ovaries when I yeeted my uterus for that reason. (You should probably have a doctor do the procedure too, if you decide to go balls-free, even though it’s more expensive than having a cowboy do it.)
Those elastic bands are pretty cheap. I think the investment is in the applicator.
Ponytail holders!
Imagine that there are four balls at the edge of a cliff.