lol yeah that’s the one. It was a washing machine.
However, I don’t like the idea of doing a dry news post, so I’m going to interject information about the washing machine malfunction I’m currently dealing with, so that the quoted press release seems incredibly colourful by comparison.
This one? Yeah, he kinda sucks.
There’s also this one, which sounds a bit better imo.
lol yeah that’s the one. It was a washing machine.