Everette would’ve loved online sports betting

My Dad when he needs to watch football

Nobody is brave enough to spend 8 years and 400 million dollars developing a new IP that may crash.

He completed the karmic cycle of Samsara and has been reborn.

Selling the actual print is more work than selling the STL.

HBO going after the prized Star Trek communist Linux userbase.

No wonder they are flightless

Don’t worry teamsters we added 6 new ticket statuses so they can get auto-sorted straight to the abyss.

Yeah the Rizzler might flush her down the skibidi toilet filled with charged lemonade

The bad wolf study was the Alpha/Beta relationship of wolf packs that is wildly regarded as untrue.

The deranged erotica is people applying Alpha/Beta dynamics to random characters for the sake of creating fanfiction. I’m talking Mpreg and other deranged ramblings of sleep deprived tumblr fans.

Source: Stuck my dick in crazy back in 2010

Kinda brutal the journalist didn’t mention that the quote they were taking was from an interview from several months ago.

Everette is absolutely gripping that leg.

I heard it’s power will rival the Ps2

Todd Howard will find you if this slander keeps up.

Economists shaking in their boots after seeing a free lunch.

Tony Soprano would be proud

From what I’ve read they tried to combine the console and PC version into a unified single version. Gearbox must’ve seen the Borderlands movie and sought to lower the bar below the ocean floor.

They say, “I’m not peeking” but cross their fingers behind their back.

Is he suing humanity for honey theft?

FEDERAL DICK TRIED TO PULL ME OVER FOUR A LITTLE BOOZING + CRUISING BUT I REPLACED EVERY WINDOW IN MINE HUMLE SHITBOX WITH STAINÈD GLASS & WHEN THE SUNLIGHT HIT HE WEPT IN REVERENT AWE