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minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·8 months agoI don’t know what the opposite of magic is, but SQL Server is that.
minus-squareMbourgon everywhere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 months agoAre you kidding me? Why did the performance on this query start sucking this morning. Was it statistics? Plan recompilation? Plan sniffing? Bad plan? Somebody else running queries on the same spindles? Oh, it’s certainly magic.
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·8 months agoI guess curses count as magic, too
I don’t know what the opposite of magic is, but SQL Server is that.
Are you kidding me? Why did the performance on this query start sucking this morning. Was it statistics? Plan recompilation? Plan sniffing? Bad plan? Somebody else running queries on the same spindles? Oh, it’s certainly magic.
I guess curses count as magic, too