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arrow-up1175arrow-down1external-link"Cars are the worst product for privacy" | Hope this will reach the normie consumer!foundation.mozilla.orgnoctisatrae@beehaw.org to Privacy@lemmy.ml · 9 months agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareContend6248@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up39arrow-down1·9 months agoI got nothing to hide ™
minus-squarepapabobolious@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up13·9 months agoBut they keep locking themselves in the bathroom
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoI just do that so the cat doesn’t stare awkwardly at me while I poo. When he doesn’t try and take a look in the bowl during the action, at least.
minus-squareSabata11792@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoAdvertisers pay double for poop recordings.
minus-squarepapabobolious@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 months agoWait for the new smell sensors, just a brief sniff of your turd and they can feed you ads for doctors you didn’t know you needed, yet
I got nothing to hide ™
But they keep locking themselves in the bathroom
I just do that so the cat doesn’t stare awkwardly at me while I poo.
When he doesn’t try and take a look in the bowl during the action, at least.
Advertisers pay double for poop recordings.
Wait for the new smell sensors, just a brief sniff of your turd and they can feed you ads for doctors you didn’t know you needed, yet