As of press time, Tomlin had browsed the Steam store while riding to work and bought Hi-Fi Rush, Dave the Diver, and Street Fighter 6, before ultimately just booting up Vampire Survivors again.

Didn’t expect to be called out like that first thing in the morning holy shit.

It really is an amazing device. It’s so easy to buy new games to neglect, anywhere - on the bus, on the toilet, while the wife is in labor (don’t judge, just practicing my neglecting skills,)… You name it. The controls and trackpads are just so well designed for hitting the checkout button and collecting dust. Sniffs vent

Excellent idea. Dropped the ball hard on that title though. They almost had it right in the intro. Steam deck allows area man to neglect library on the go, or something like that.