There’s no amount of cleaning that will stop you from being a gross bag of fluids and meat. Now go eat some junk food like a normal person.

here’s a version that doesn’t read like “live laugh love” and is actually helpful:

You do not need to be cleansed or detoxed. You need to eat more vegetables.

green trees, black mud, and the wiggling, living things

For me it’s more like microplastics, preservatives, and the toxic diesel fumes