i have a much more expedient method called “stick a very long hygrometer into the dirt every hundred meters in a grid, and move towards increasing moisture”

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uranium itself isn’t, anything will glow that colour if it undergoes nuclear fission underwater.

lamarr, get out of there!

obviusly

not until i shove my legs into soil

reverse clark kent

“you pick up the concept of a forking road, reaching into the fabric of reality and ripping it asunder grants you a mercifully swift death as the narrative underpinning your existence unravels and the DM thwacks your motive spirit over the head with a giant inflatable hammer.”

Um ackshually you wouldn’t freeze in space, you’d overheat.

i hope that helps

i mean there are absolutely a bunch of people who’d love to do this, if someone made sure they have food and clothes and stuff.

what are you gonna be more likely to poke, an insect that’s still or an insect making weird-ass movements?

this is why we have inaturalist, whenever you see a weird animals or plant or whatever, just snap a pic and upload it to inaturalist and let others figure it out.

Worst case you’ve just documented that the Common Shitass is now invasive to your area, best case your 5 seconds of effort is the only thing that let humanity realize we missed a whole lineage of unique beetle species.

it’s a morphological category, not cladistic.

Like how “tree” is any plant with a thick robust trunk and branchy crown.

the tail is part of the spine, our tail ends BEFORE the butt

also like, you still need a fucking computer, you’re not going to cram any sort of reasonable processing onto a fucking lens.

it’d legitimately be less useful than smart glasses

you know what, it’d be real neat if skeletons were largely assumed to be good because they’re a common result of evil zombies being bathed in purifying divine fire.

A vile necromancer raises your corpse, enslaving you against your will and forcing you to do horrible things (probably murdering your family and shit).
Then a paladin comes along and fucking nukes the flesh off your bones, freeing you from your torment and giving you a second lease of life. Hell yeah you’d join their church.

you can make a line with only one point, you just need faith 🙏

these fish plushies are unironically the ideal cat toy: they’re the perfect size for the cat to latch onto and bunny kick to their heart’s content, there’s nothing on them that would harm the cat, and i bet they absolutely soak up scents like a sponge (which cats love).

the thing about this is that those places have already doomed themselves to getting fucked, it’s just a question of when. Might as well pray it comes early so it’s less of a fall.