Something absolutely outrageous like a pink jacket or a boa, a big flashy hat or pants with the cheeks cutout.
No one will say a thing because all the Irish people will be flopping around on the floor having seizures trying to spit out whatever thing they wanted to say.
What are you supposed to wear to avoid attention there?
From my experience, anything you wear has the possibility to be mocked so just roll within it. If it’s funny enough buy the instigator a beer.
That’s how I had some good nights in Ireland when I was 21, of what I can recall that is. Its a wee bit hazy for some reason.
Something absolutely outrageous like a pink jacket or a boa, a big flashy hat or pants with the cheeks cutout.
No one will say a thing because all the Irish people will be flopping around on the floor having seizures trying to spit out whatever thing they wanted to say.
So basically “Only Gay in the Village” Little Britain cosplay with a hat?
I think this is unironically the correct answer. If you are blatantly attention-seeking, it kind of robs the Irish person of their ammo.
Trying to avoid attention will probably only draw attention
Look at this lad here trying to avoid attention!