God or not, naked or not, I would be hiding from that thing too

I think this is unironically the correct answer. If you are blatantly attention-seeking, it kind of robs the Irish person of their ammo.

What are you supposed to wear to avoid attention there?

Awww, you’re so confuuused! I jus wanna squeeze ya 🥰

I think it’s a joke about an attempt to formulate the single racial slur that most closely correlates to all slurs at once

So the x-axis should be the same as the y-axis in this case?

How do you calculate the cosine of a slur? Is that the joke?

Ranch dressing started as the house dressing at the Hidden Valley Ranch steakhouse in CA in the 1950’s

Cool Ranch is a Doritos flavor that debuted in the 1980’s

I really do want the small piece. I’m too full. I actually don’t want any pie at all, but I don’t want to be rude.

Either that, or that cat has a nasty skin condition

His name is Terry

Beans are the 6 of Lemmy. Corn is the 7 of Lemmy.

Their minds are wet cement, and you can write whatever you want into it. Teach them some supernatural BS at that age, and they will believe it for the rest of their lives.