fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months agoNeutronium would like a word.mander.xyzimagemessage-square117linkfedilinkarrow-up1853arrow-down17
arrow-up1846arrow-down1imageNeutronium would like a word.mander.xyzfossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square117linkfedilink
minus-squareTh3D3k0y@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoYou know… Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though. https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYou can get a kit! https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1 I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoCutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
You know…
Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though.
https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
You can get a kit!
https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1
I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(
Cutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.