Masimatutu@lemm.ee to MEOW_IRL@sopuli.xyz · 11 months agomeow🕷️irlfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1837arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1829arrow-down1imagemeow🕷️irlfiles.catbox.moeMasimatutu@lemm.ee to MEOW_IRL@sopuli.xyz · 11 months agomessage-square28fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLexam@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50arrow-down3·11 months agoMy cat is great at catching spiders. There are however a few caveats: Spiders must be sufficiently enormous to be fun. Somewhere between “Oh lawd he coming” and Shelob. Spider catching only happens at night, and only in the bedroom. Cat will make a few chirping noises to alert us that a spider is being hunted. All spiders must be delivered as gifts onto the chest or face of one of us. Note I only said great at ‘catching’. Delivered spiders are very much alive and very fucking irate about the current state of affairs. Saved you a click.
minus-squareGhostMatter@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up21·11 months agoI slammed my Blue Eyes White Dragon on my phone screen, but it didn’t show me the text of the post?? Do I need a Black Lotus or something?
minus-squareOka@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoYou didn’t have enough energy (cards)
minus-squarethree@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-211 months agoi play pot of greed! and then… pot of greed! reveals exodia nothing personnel kid
My cat is great at catching spiders. There are however a few caveats:
Spiders must be sufficiently enormous to be fun. Somewhere between “Oh lawd he coming” and Shelob.
Spider catching only happens at night, and only in the bedroom.
Cat will make a few chirping noises to alert us that a spider is being hunted.
All spiders must be delivered as gifts onto the chest or face of one of us.
Note I only said great at ‘catching’. Delivered spiders are very much alive and very fucking irate about the current state of affairs.
Saved you a click.
That’s what cards are for lol
I slammed my Blue Eyes White Dragon on my phone screen, but it didn’t show me the text of the post?? Do I need a Black Lotus or something?
Swords of revealing light, duh
You didn’t have enough energy (cards)
i play pot of greed!
and then… pot of greed!
reveals exodia
nothing personnel kid