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minus-squarebrlemworld@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·24 hours agoI keep meowing at hot guys at the bar and none have taken me home yet 😭
minus-squareSiegfried@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·22 hours agoMeow at the moderately acceptably good (minus minus) looking and you may have some luck… but please don’t get offended if we start pspspspsing you, it’s just a reflex
minus-squarefrayedpickles@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·21 hours agoDid you try letting them scratch under your collar?
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·22 hours agoWorks better on girls.
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoWell then I’ll be your wing person.
minus-squareNeon 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️🌈@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agoThen just don’t be gay anymore? Duh
I keep meowing at hot guys at the bar and none have taken me home yet 😭
Meow at the moderately acceptably good (minus minus) looking and you may have some luck… but please don’t get offended if we start pspspspsing you, it’s just a reflex
Did you try letting them scratch under your collar?
Works better on girls.
I’m gay
Well then I’ll be your wing person.
Now I’m hungry…
Then just don’t be gay anymore?
Duh