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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

The mark of the beast

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The mark of the beast

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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    One one hand, aww. On the other hand, that paw has been in the litterbox as well.

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    Fun fact: we know that the keeping of domesticated cats spread to England at least by the time of the Roman occupation, because we found a 2000 yr old roof tile there with a cat’s pawprint in it. It’s funny to imagine a clayworker 2000 yrs ago yelling at the cat to stay off his tiles lol.

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    Hopefully this person has a cat.

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    toxoplasmosis has entered the chat

    • entwine413@lemm.ee
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      Toxoplasmosis wouldn’t survive the baking process

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        I think you’re correct. Still, I’d cut it out just call it my new steam vent

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      as if anyone living with a cat isn’t infected anyways

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      I just know there are people who would “five seconds rule” this and still use it but omg the scat paddlers I just can’t

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    Unless that cat is trained to use a toilet, that dough now has fresh cat shit and piss in on it, along with everything else the cat has walked on recently.

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      I wish this upset me more than it does but my cat literally wakes me up by shoving her paw in my mouth every morning and while it is disgusting and I know it is disgusting, there’s not that much I can do about it so I just live.

      Doesn’t mean I’d feed someone else cat shit pie though.

      Bonus disgusting fun fact, I had an old cat piss on a cake and I fully ate some of it before I realized. I’m full of toxoplasmosis.

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        Only if your cat goes outside.

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      To be fair to the cats, similar logic probably applies to more human food service workers than we’d care to admit.

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        Lol tbh with cats walking on our carpets and washing themselves (tongue bath but still) I’d wager their paws are cleaner than the average persons hands

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        I’ve been waiting for hours, but no employees have come to wash my hands and I’m starting to get frustrated.

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    Bean pie

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    OK, do you have any clues who it might have been?

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    The home grown San Marzanos were left in a single layer on the kitchen table (because that’s how my aunt does it I don’t know but it’s pretty and whatever)

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    Plot twist, he/she didn’t have a cat.

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    A little pooh paw is good for you

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    The mark of the artist

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    you got off easy. decorating

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