It falls (ha) under “Other duties as assigned” in the job description.

Thanks for posting this here, as well as anything to keep this community alive.

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

I hate everything about this. Well done.

You mean like Terror Birds?