Pipepipe users did not even notice

AC is so moldy Ubisoft could only get me excited with a nice big Grow Home / Up sequel with no microtransactions, no ingame shop and everything unlockable through playing.

I would never give Microsoft money for their shitty subscription, so it is kind of fun for me.

Valve does nothing

It’s not Valve’s job to provide a liberal education and loving community for the young’uns, the only thing Valve can do is censor discussions and ban people for what they are saying. Like tiktok is doing with “Israel is controlling the U.S. through AIPAC”.

I will be playing Silksong until the winter sale, but I can recommend this for the sale price that they’re asking (0.75€ at the moment).

Yeah, it’s a slippery slope where moderators burn out because they’re policing tone while users cry about censorship.

If those are your examples of negativity, I am unimpressed. To channel Homer S., “pffft, I’m more negative than that.”

Whose employees then go and form a new company, marketing its first game as “by the makers of X” and MS is left holding IP of dubious worth and their dick in their hands.

The big problem is how to make it fun for those who are not space nerds. They are making a game for hundreds of thousands of players with a budget of a game for tens of millions. They are getting funded for a feline-shaped bag, once it’s out chances are it’ll be so aggressive, mangy and moody no one will want to play with it. Aiming at a reticle projecting where the enemy will be when the shots land for 30 hours with occassional explanations by hollywood b-listers is not everyone’s cup of space tea.

Let’s just throw higher res textures at every 3D game that works good on Steam Deck until it’s unplayable. Days Gone used to be locked 48FPS for me and it’s pretty fucked these days and it looks a tiny bit better to a tiny bit worse depending on how dark you tolerate your night.

Please note Techland, I’ll just change my review to negative and uninstall your game forever if it works any worse or sparks any less joy than the version you haven’t fucked.

> PoPUlAr RPG

> Hope it’s not some gacha shit.

> It’s fucking Genshin Impact

I wouldn’t give Microsoft any money if they were selling last molecules of oxygen on Earth, not fucking video games

Unemployee in a local second-hand shop

You should have asked an employee instead.

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It’s always this insipid bullshit, only the creepiness increases

For example, a restaurant app could expose an ‘order food’ function, allowing users to place an order with a voice command without even opening the app.

No one seems to have any idea what to use this shit for, it’s always some ancillary bullshit that’s easier done with a few clicks.

By all means, every increase in price is welcome, it’ll be that much less of a temptation. How are Concord and Fairgames doing?

This ia worthless, even if it was an official promise I’d never trust EA. Also, I fully expect a kernel-level anticheat. We’ll see after it’s out for a few years, I’m not dumb enough to buy a game that’s not 75% off.

Loved Horizon, so I clicked on an open world gameplay trailer and it’s just survivalslop, fiddling with some shit-producing hovels to get them upgraded to shit+1-producing hovels and hitting trees until they’re planks.

Just consider what you’re up against - the first one was 7.49€ (the lowest I’ve seen) and I haven’t bought it yet simply because I have too many games to play for years now. I certainly won’t pay more than 10€ for the original or the sequel and I’d never pay MS for their shitty subscription.

The only good is Mass Effect 1, the second one was consolized safe cookie-cutter third person gameplay with the stupidest game finale of all time. Haven’t touched the third after that shit.