Have you tried giving it a handjob?
Have you tried giving it a handjob?
If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.
My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.
Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles
She’s banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly
Back when computer monitors were big enough, my cat would sit on that and I would have to keep moving his tail out of the way
Hold my internal organs, I’m going in
Glory to you… ^AND ^YOUR ^PASSWORD…
turns around, secretly reaches into pocket and retrieves a brand new tomato
A-ha! The first tomato grown in space, which I definitely didn’t lose, was here this whole time!
They took the psychopath test and failed
There’s just something about that fur pattern. I’m pretty sure this cat is actually a minor demon.
How to math:
My sister’s cats just corner the poor things and terrorize them lol
I think you better just give him one for your own good
It works, but for whatever reason it’ll die and go blank on me whenever I switch to another app, then I have to kill it and reopen it.
Nam flashbacks to DALNet getting DDOSed to death for no reason
He calls 'em like he sees 'em.