If they release something with paid content, I should get to have that paid content forever, or get a refund. 🤷‍♂️

Stay off the internet

You expect the masses to leave an app that delivers dopamine just to protest someone they envy over a topic they aren’t even aware of? ;)

Describes self to anyone who will listen, doesn’t get response desired, claims not to have wanted feedback. Sounds about right.

She gets hangry after sex

If it’s broke, don’t fix it amiright?!

Me, looking for frickin oranges 🤦‍♂️

Haha it’s not. You probably work in a restaurant. I’m just cracking wise.

Pretty good for a mortician.