Nice fungus

Lmao chatgpt needs to learn what yeast cells look like. Thanks for doing that, though!

Nice. The only thing that would make this better is if you asked for yeast cells instead of bacteria, since yeast are fungi.

Gotta cook those bad boys within a few hours, otherwise they start to ink up (not the best not the worst, still edible). Some people even let them completely turn into goo for specific recipes.

Nope, that is a Coprinus comatus lookalike - Coprinopsis atramentaria. You don’t want to consume alcohol within a few days of eating that mushroom, before or after.