When your space program delays are so massive that your empire hasn’t existed for 1500 years, but your payload is still in the assembly stage.

Ngl the juxtaposition between “Pliny” and “Taco Bob” has me in stitches.

You are a pro cat namer.

Pliny is the one that’s supposed to travel, and then send you letters which range from “I saw a mountain just explode, yo” to “did you know aqueducts are like freakishly expensive” depending on whether he’s the older or the younger one.

Excellent, except for a tiny little detail:

I don’t play games to make money. I play games because I want to play games.

I’m getting Ariane 5 tbh.

I’m an iPhone guy, but pixels are by far my favorite Android devices. Made with care, customizable, mostly crap-free.