As we well know all women and men in history that lived together with someone of the same gender were just friends. There are many historical records in which esteemed historians depicted the factual truth of deep friendships. Luckily for the rest of us, those noble seers always knew all context required and bore no prejudices towards anything whatsoever. That is a model cucumber. It even tastes like one.

I was ready for lizard people but bug people is where I draw the line.

you seem angry

I’ve had a gallon of PCP if that counts though

They eat some of their weak. On the other hand, show me a hermit crab billionaire. I think they have something good going there, let them cook.