Defend the fort!
Try being a foster parent first! You may foster fail and find the perfect fit.
You see what happens Larry?
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
I hope my boy Biscuit does https://urda.social/tags/biscuit
I started by fostering during the pandemic, and then when I found one that didn’t want to leave that was my boy!
We call it “Forgive but never Forget”
If you don’t want your extra dopamine, can I have it?
Look sometimes I’m just a little eepy and hungry guy.
He gets lots of scritches as I work. And he LOVE it, he leans into the scritch!
I use my library card to access newspapers.
… I did not know that.
You mean–beyond pacifism?
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax–YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I LIVE IN THE PAST!
You happy, you crazy fuck?
TEFT
I got buddies who knitted face-down in the MUCK so you can I could enjoy this family pattern!
What do you mean “brought it bowling”?
I didn’t rent it shoes.
I’m not buying it a fucking beer.
He’s not gonna take your fucking turn, Dude.
Keep it shrimple