can we pronounce it like “asshole”

get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back

Is there anything else or anything else you would like to discuss? Perhaps anything else?

Anything else?

Trying this every time I need to delete an account

I tried to de-transphobize it, but I am bedridden and delirious, further help would be greatly appreciated

I couldnt figure out how to apply perspective transformation on the malware image editing app I have. Also, couldn’t zoom, so I plonked the replacement flag very off center. I apologize, it bothers me too, but I am slowly succumbing to fatigue

Where is Gotham and Springfield

That is astronomically fucking funny

find Timmy and give him more disease

why install this when my coworkers will do it anyway

In my mind, this is exactly what happened with crowdstrike

Sending nudes to your partner counts as production and distribution of pornography

This obviously deserves the death penalty

Finally

Steam phones on my game

Is this like getting banned from an escape room because you brought (and used) a live grenade to solve the puzzle

(I think they have a strict no-grenades-from-home policy, usually)

“Hey Bob, you’ve worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we’re having? Shouldn’t take you too long. We need it done before lunch”

Any time I hear about a hammer being used as a weapon I just immediately think about this:

auditors gonna make absolute bank from bribes

hopefully

I like how you need to add that qualifier because Nintendo legal is batshit

oh shit is that what it’s called

well I hope the NSA likes the same 10 songs on repeat and video essays about cults

actually nah fuck em

I hope they hate it

that fucking call ringtone has legit caused minor anxiety problems in people

As soon as I hear it I can FEEL my adrenal glands start pumping