Peaches come from a can.

But mom im not a caterpillar anymore. I haven’t eaten anything since I pupated.

Also, you died long before I even hatched.

Is her name Charlie Chaplin?

Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

No, this is a wolverine

Check your epistemology before you wreck your epistemology.

Does Gin have a sibling named Tonic?

I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters.

What are you doing in England?

He is your king.

I’ve done it again.

“You may pet me, but you have to do it exactly right or I will bite and scratch your arm off.”

No defect
Will not fix

Become cat.

I once read that reverse pavlovianism is the application of saliva to a dog’s mouth in the attempt to ring a bell.

I know that look.

When that look comes out, the claws are not far behind.

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Dessert: seconds

Temba, his arms wide

Grab a brush and put a little cmakeup.