It’s actually ed .

I actually like point-buy systems where you get better at what you actually use (like in Morrowind).
I start at average values in everything and see where the story takes my character.

Missing:

• god-like magical being, masquerading as Just Some Dude (closely related: The Super-Powered Self-Insert)
• Most boring, generic build available in the system, played ironically (“His name is Hugh M. N. Fi-Thor”)

Unless it was a police car.
Then the victim turns into an “individual known to police, with no open warrants”.

like what ?

Sorry, Excel can’t hear you.

Pope Leo XIV?
More like Pope Leo Trotsky, am I right?

You’re such a heartless bastard, depriving those poor foxes in the forest of their food, by sheltering it.

But they’ll drop hundreds of places on the leaderboard!

fun fact: polar bears have black skin.

Yeah OK, but back then, an office suite was like 500 LOC.

Some feedback on your website.
It’s bad. Sorry to be blunt.
I don’t even know where to begin.
Links are only identifyable by being underlined. But then you have underlined text on the front page which isn’t a link.
All links point to the author. subdomain, from where there is no way back!
Except for one link that opens my e-mail program without any hint that it’ll do that.
Oh, and another one that leads to https://quickpoint.me/quickpoint/animations/PAGE/1 . Fail.
Most of the links leave you guessing what happens when you click them – which in this day and age means, they’ll remain unclicked.
The color choice is … interesting.

The entire site is actually illegal in very many countries outside of the US, cause it advertises a service but includes absolutely no info about what company or organisation I actually send my data to when I sign up. For the same reason, you are currently violating the GDPR cause you don’t blacklist visits from within the EU. Yes, that law applies even if you’re in the US.

And after clicking every link, I still have no idea what your software even is.

I use vim cause it lets me stay on the home row with my fingers and it flies when you’re used to it.
So I use vim-wiki cause it lets me switch between coding, notes and my todo list without leaving vim, the terminal, it taking my fingers off the keyboard.

Just a friendly hint: If you plan on making this a commercial product and earning money with it, be aware that the people here are a tiny niche, and probably not the type of people who will pay money for software as a service.

I’ll just leave this here:
https://vimwiki.github.io/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmEtH5FQs28

I wouldn’t use your tool since it seems to be for note-taking, and the website is already overloaded with design and animations, so I’ve bounced off assuming your tool will likely be online and possibly using AI as well. I write notes in a text editor, which creates text files in the KB size range, which I can sync and edit anywhere.

KDE 4?
What is this, Judy Garland Linux?

No, the customer wants a button that does a very specific thing.
He can’t tell you what that is, though. You’re the expert!
Also, can you put in more ads? And make it so the users can’t close the tab until they bought something.

Is there a FUN distro?
I used to love Slackware, cause it was completely different from all modern distros and I thought it didn’t take itself too seriously.
Boy was I wrong when I peaked behind the curtain.

But are there others that are kinda made with a smile and a wink?
I was looking at Puppy and RebeccaBlackOS. but am open to suggestions.

Dark matter is the computer running the simulation.
They blacklisted all simulated forces from interacting with it, but one of the devs commented out gravitation for a test and forgot to put it back in.

This technology solves every development problem we have had. I can teach you how with my $5000 course.

Yes, I would like to book the $5000 Silverlight course, please.

Realistically, I’d contact police and hope they’ll be nice enough to eventually contact my country’s embassy. There, I’d be able to identify myself via biometrics. When I get access to a phone, I could call my mom whose number I have memorized.
She has plenty of accessible funds to get me home.

There I can open the door with a hidden key, get new ID using my birth certificate, and with that, I can get back into my bank account, have new house keys made, order a new SIM card for my phone number, and that gets me back into half my accounts.