Warhammer Orcs are fungi.

A web of mycelium that permeates the ground and constantly regenerates itself, occasionally producing visible fruiting bodies.
It’s “immortal” only in the sense that an organism with distinct genetics doesn’t die of old age, but fungi aren’t really individual organisms like we are.

Stupid question, bowling balls don’t fit through the vacuum’s hose.

Octoplural

It also conveniently offers more accurate cell phone tracking because of its limited range.

They should rename it to Starliner craft.

Oh boy do I have a surprise for the world:

Justin Hawkes – Better Than Gold

At this point, I just wish there was a search engine with decent results …

(They didn’t have coin)

Guys, the blood that’s coming out of my penis worm is red.
Should I be worried?

Some more context: They met the only person currently alive who successfully did a ritual to achieve immortality by summoning the “watcher of doors”.
The ritual was done 100 years ago, required a human sacrifice, and all 12 of the other participants in the ritual died.
The players themselves already tried to repeat the ritual, based on incomplete instructions, and fucked up. 1 died, 1 went deaf, 1 went insane and 2 disappeared. A breech was opened through which “guardians” entered the world who are now killing everyone involved one by one.
Now the summoner they met told them that the only way to get their friends back and save themselves from the guardians is to repeat the ritual. (All info they have comes from the summoner, and she isn’t what you’d call trustworthy)

I like the idea of offering them (instant) mortality as a merciful way out.

The Market wouldn’t allow it.

'bout $5 seems like a fair price.

Back from a time when you could stand in front of a driving car with a hand raised, and the driver would stop.

The only thing that can stop a bad GPS satellite is a good GPS satellite with a gun.

That anon’s name? Steven Seagullible

They want you to pay for the cost of the website you’re accessing.
Which is reasonable.

And you can choose whether you want to pay with money or with your data.

His entire family went vegan when they returned to the US on a fishing ship, after living in a religious cult in Guatemala, and on board experienced what modern fishing looks like.