I’m reminded of that Loriot sketch in Germany, with grandpa buying a game for Christmas.

“And when there is an accident all the little trees and cows fall over.”

And those who had been convicted before being sent to a concentration camp were sent back to prison to finish their sentences.

No. No bell pepper. Ew.

This is only done when there’s an unexpected frost in spring or summer when the poly tunnels have been taken away.

In one of the Laura Ingalls books they run around pouring water on top of their crop early in the morning when it turns out it’s frozen. It seems to be an old method.

I block trackers instead of asking nicely. It’s amazing how many seemingly innocent sites stop working.

They didn’t invent plastic recycling. They are, however, using it as an excuse to make more plastic. The EU had regulations against over packaging (like putting cucumbers in plastic) for a while until plastic recycling became a thing and they went ‘meh’.

Jam is more see through.

The entire antivaxx movement has 7 people at its core, all of whom have something to sell.

EBay.

I love buckwheat pancakes.

Where green leafy veg?

These look soggy.

Brb, painting cow.

Or a different fatty meat.

Both herbs, not spices.

*pickanic

If they don’t say Yorkshire I’m leaving.

Cheap Aldi chocolate is fine, though.

I think my relationship might be on the blink. I still love my wife dearly, but I think she’s had enough of me. We’re both in the menopause, both on HRT, and things are just not going well.