Spykee

No, I said that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Da fuck yu gonn do, bitch?

Yooooo…
Looks a lot like my own purple mushroom!

:(

We don’t mention either of those here.

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Glad to know your government fucks you too.

It’s the same on this part of the planet.
Same suggestion to you.
Forge a new one. Make yourself younger/older, male/female, gay/ultra max gay and then use that to watch all sorts of kinky stuff.
Profit.

Great. Can you forge a new one? Get a new ID. Make yourself 10yrs younger/older.
Then watch all the porn you want.
Simple.

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Don’t you guys have some form of government ID that almost anybody can forge? Or is it an old thing?

Everybody here arguing over how useful/useless Amazon is for them.
Poor New Zealanders out there in the corner, still living their lives without ever seeing a single Amazon box thrown at their porch.
But none of you thought about them Kiwis, did you? No. You only think about yourself. Good job, keep it up.

The Japanese are only carrying the torch of knowledge further.
https://doi.org/10.5070/V312024359/

Allie shits on your dreams.
Get fucked.

This is common sense.
If you see me in that middle of a productive task like sleeping, munching on cheese, drinking bourbon from the bottle or manhandling my Johnson, please refrain from acting on your urge to show me the right path.
I know that path, that’s why I’m not on it.